This from the Star Trek store:
http://www.cbsstore.com/star-trek-personality-grid-and-picard-is-better-t-shirts/detail.php?p=451621&v=cbs-thebigbangtheory-star-trek
10 reasons by Picard is better than Kirk:
10. Picard is a man of culture.
9. Kirk was scared of a little tribble.
8. Kirk wouldn’t go anywhere alone.
7. Picard looks fantastic in spandex.
6. Picard lasted more seasons than Kirk.
5. Picard doesn’t need hair to feel like a man.
4. Picard’s ship logs contain more syllables per word than Kirk’s.
3. Picard hasn’t contributed to the population explosion.
2. Kirk only worries about his own butt.
1. The Borg only assimilated intelligent life.
I love #1 and #8 :)
http://www.cbsstore.com/star-trek-personality-grid-and-picard-is-better-t-shirts/detail.php?p=451621&v=cbs-thebigbangtheory-star-trek
10 reasons by Picard is better than Kirk:
10. Picard is a man of culture.
9. Kirk was scared of a little tribble.
8. Kirk wouldn’t go anywhere alone.
7. Picard looks fantastic in spandex.
6. Picard lasted more seasons than Kirk.
5. Picard doesn’t need hair to feel like a man.
4. Picard’s ship logs contain more syllables per word than Kirk’s.
3. Picard hasn’t contributed to the population explosion.
2. Kirk only worries about his own butt.
1. The Borg only assimilated intelligent life.
I love #1 and #8 :)